Top 5 Worst TV Personalities

TV is full of dumb - dumb concepts, dumb programs, and dumb ads. Here we debate the worst personality on television. There are so many choices, but two of our writers kick around some USDA prime candidates.

-- By Ben S.

5. Peter Griffin
Guess who's not Homer Simpson? You.

4. Lou Dobbs
One should assume he either got dumped by a Mexican girl at some point, or his "wife" cheated on him with an immigrant. Either way it looks like his head is eating itself.

3. Dane Cook
Stop hitting on my girlfriend and tell some jokes.

2. Perez Hilton
Setting gay people back 10 steps. Remember when you're friend Michael at the office made that snarky comment about your haircut in front of everyone and you just laughed it off because you thought you' were being tolerant? Well Perez Hilton makes it okay to punch him.

1. Glen Beck
So, at first glance watching the clip from Glen Beck's show entitled, "Crying For His Country" he looks like a lunatic. But upon further review he's really no different from any douche bag you talk to at the bar about politics who's convinced of their own BS. The difference? There's cameras on him.

-- By Gia

5. Matt Louer, because he’s balding, and I can’t stand to look at ugly people. Also, he acts like a serious journalist, and he’s not.

4. Dr. Phil, he’s awful. He dispenses fake advice, like diets and marriage, and he’s probably a huge mess. I am very wary of advice givers. He’s too harsh.

3. Oprah, but only when she has celebrities, because it’s all about them being celebrities, and I don’t care about what it’s like to be a celebrity. When she does issue shows, it’s OK. I don’t care about her weight issues. She should always be fat and stick with it.

2. Barney, because he tried to usurp Big Bird as a childhood hero, and I resent that. Big Bird is the true hero. Know your place Barney, your second banana.

1. Flavor Flav, mostly because he looks like a little dragon of a man, gnarled like a tree trunk, and he keeps fathering all these children. What a loser. In between seasons, he’ll have another kid with someone else. I don’t like that.