There are plenty of celebrities out there... well not out there... who we think could be gay. Here are a couple Top 5 lists our writers whipped up with their suspects of who are still in the closet, no doubt trying on some fabulous clothes.
-- By The Golden Boy
5. Bert and Ernie. They may share separate beds, but they share one heart. Awwwww… these two dudes are certainly the gay couple on Sesame Street. As a kid, you never knew they were gay, you just knew they were “different.”
4. Richard Gere. I actually know this one for a fact. A friend of mine’s dad grew up across the street from him. He was a “unique child.” Also, just like they said in “Scream,” you can only hear that gerbil story so many times until you believe it… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
3. Zach Efron. Not many dudes want to make musicals. I think Gene Kelly was one of the few dudes to pull it off and make it manly. But he was athletic looking. Zach just looks like a twink, if we’re being honest with ourselves. In a few years, we’ll see him on the arm of some hunk on the red carpet. We’ve got your back, Zach, when you finally come out. We’re all here for you.
2. Prince. I know, I know. Everyone always reminds me of how much ass this guy gets. But I’ve never had the urge to put on some ass-less pants – in plastic yellow leopard print, no less – while strutting around on stage singing about “diamonds and pearls.” And I’m tired of hearing how great of an artist he is. He sucks.
1. Richard Simmons. This is the most controversial of the my Top 5 celebrities who may be gay. However, ol’ Richy Boy, with his sequined short-shorts and sympathy for fat people, has never officially come out of the closet. He’s a different generation than the people coming out now. He’s from the south, so I can understand his reason for hesitation. I guess he’s like Liberace, he doesn’t really need to come out. But we’ll all be sweating to the oldies with you, Richard (Another reason he could be gay is he uses his full name).
-- By Gia
1. Robin Williams. It's because he is so very hairy. Hairy people = gay in my mind. Which is just one of the reasons I am so politically incorrect.
2. Tom Cruise. Everyone says he likes it in the butt, so I believe it.
3. Me. Well, why not? I'm in the market for a new, cool bisexual identity. JK JK JK JK no, really Brooke Shields is nibbling my ear right now
4. Jack McBrayer, Kenneth from 30 Rock, because he was born that way, duh! Do your science.
5. That stuffed bear from the LaBatt Blue commercials. If he isn't a furrie, he must be a freak. Which means gay. Am I right or am I just hugely prejudiced?
PS, I love furries
PS: Just kidding, I love what furries represent, not what they do.
PS: Just kiddingPS:I love my stuffed animals, and they are now in the witness protection program for stuffies.
PS: Just kidding. I hate stuffed animals.
PS: Except for Brownie, my bear. BTW, have you seen him? He's missing.
5. Bert and Ernie. They may share separate beds, but they share one heart. Awwwww… these two dudes are certainly the gay couple on Sesame Street. As a kid, you never knew they were gay, you just knew they were “different.”
4. Richard Gere. I actually know this one for a fact. A friend of mine’s dad grew up across the street from him. He was a “unique child.” Also, just like they said in “Scream,” you can only hear that gerbil story so many times until you believe it… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
3. Zach Efron. Not many dudes want to make musicals. I think Gene Kelly was one of the few dudes to pull it off and make it manly. But he was athletic looking. Zach just looks like a twink, if we’re being honest with ourselves. In a few years, we’ll see him on the arm of some hunk on the red carpet. We’ve got your back, Zach, when you finally come out. We’re all here for you.
2. Prince. I know, I know. Everyone always reminds me of how much ass this guy gets. But I’ve never had the urge to put on some ass-less pants – in plastic yellow leopard print, no less – while strutting around on stage singing about “diamonds and pearls.” And I’m tired of hearing how great of an artist he is. He sucks.1. Richard Simmons. This is the most controversial of the my Top 5 celebrities who may be gay. However, ol’ Richy Boy, with his sequined short-shorts and sympathy for fat people, has never officially come out of the closet. He’s a different generation than the people coming out now. He’s from the south, so I can understand his reason for hesitation. I guess he’s like Liberace, he doesn’t really need to come out. But we’ll all be sweating to the oldies with you, Richard (Another reason he could be gay is he uses his full name).
-- By Gia
1. Robin Williams. It's because he is so very hairy. Hairy people = gay in my mind. Which is just one of the reasons I am so politically incorrect.
2. Tom Cruise. Everyone says he likes it in the butt, so I believe it.
3. Me. Well, why not? I'm in the market for a new, cool bisexual identity. JK JK JK JK no, really Brooke Shields is nibbling my ear right now
4. Jack McBrayer, Kenneth from 30 Rock, because he was born that way, duh! Do your science.
5. That stuffed bear from the LaBatt Blue commercials. If he isn't a furrie, he must be a freak. Which means gay. Am I right or am I just hugely prejudiced?
PS, I love furries
PS: Just kidding, I love what furries represent, not what they do.
PS: Just kiddingPS:I love my stuffed animals, and they are now in the witness protection program for stuffies.
PS: Just kidding. I hate stuffed animals.
PS: Except for Brownie, my bear. BTW, have you seen him? He's missing.
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