Top 5 Things Women Are Clueless About in Bed

Both men and women have their flaws when it comes to sex. But this list is about women, who have some quirks and hang-ups, and many could use a few lessons from Dr. Ruth.


-- By The Golden Boy

5. Watching Porn.
There are a couple angles on this. Some women think that men watch it because they're perverted or they want to fantasize about another woman. The truth is, it's just sexy to watch people get it on.
The other angle is some women are squeamish about watching porn with their man. Again, they think it's dirty or wrong. But there's nothing wrong with it. Give it a shot, ladies, you may just like it. And I can guarantee your man will like it, too.

4. Lingerie. Some women think a silk nighty is lingerie. Look, it's cute, and it works, but we men want a flat-out dirty whore look. If it is crotchless, comes with a bustier, or you have "fuck me boots," pigtails, or anything you may see a stripper wear on stage, then you are heading in the right direction.

3. Sex toys. A lot of men are intimidated by them, but they don't know what they're missing. Unfortunately, a lot of women don't know what they're missing, either. Sure, lots of gals have a vibrator or two in the nightstand, but many are scared or grossed out by them. Once you go electric, you never go back. In fact, some women get hooked. But it's a guaranteed ticket to Orgasmville. Plus, you can use them during sex and foreplay, and it pleases the man and gives him a little break. Give it a shot, ladies.



2. Blow jobs. Most women I have ever been with claim to give amazing blow jobs. I have found if they boast of their blowing abilities, they're going to suck... suck at giving blow jobs, that is. The most common problem is teeth, or at least it has been in my experience. They scrape them up and down the shaft, making us squirm in pain, not pleasure. The other problem is snail speed. The gal will have one very slow gear, and she just doesn't mix it up. Some chicks just don't enjoy it, and you can tell - even if they don't say anything. It sucks the joy right out of it. Ladies, you just have to throw yourself into it. Practice makes perfect, so get to work!

1. Hand jobs. It's almost comical when most women try to give a hand job. We men came out of the womb tugging on our junk. We didn't even know it as babies, but we were playing with ourselves. And we don't really ever stop. Throughout our lives we have become masters of giving ourselves hand jobs. We can do it better, faster, and with minimal effort. I've had women tug on my penis, as if she were check to see if a rope was taut. Some squeeze it like they're choking a rat to death. Others grab it around the base and take half your pubes with each yanking stroke. You're better off attempting a blow job.