As if there were only five …
5. He’s accomplished more by age 30 than most people do their whole lifetimes. How could you NOT hate a guy like that? There are players like Dan Marino, Dan Fouts and Warren Moon, who had spectacular careers who never won a Super Bowl. Credit Bill Belichick.
4. He gets to sleep with Giselle Bundchen every night. Well, there’s that. She is to hotness what sand is to the desert: A perfect embodiment. It's just not fair. You're not supposed to have it all. We're all waiting for him to get testicular cancer or get burned from head to toe in a meth lab explosion.
3. His smirk. He brings it out in interviews sometimes after games, when the Pats have stomped a hapless foe. He comes off like a regular guy, he’s cocky as anyone else in the NFL. And damn him and Belichick for running up the score in blow outs. (that could be its own Top 5 reason to hate hits rotten, pretty boy guts)
2. He’s on TV too much. For a while there, between the credit card commercials and the NFL promos, I was seeing Brady on TV more than Bob Barker or Chris Berman. The Patriots are constantly shoved down our throats by the television networks, and Brady-lash has set in.How could you not hate this douche after watching this commercial?!
1. He’s barely suffered in the NFL. Guy sits on the bench for a year, comes on in relief of Drew Bledsoe and promptly wins the Super Bowl. He then wins two more, loses a fourth, and has yet to have a losing season in the league. He also owns the TD record, and has been the beneficiary of great coach and ownership, who always seem to bring in great players. Shouldn’t he have to endure a 3-13 at some point?
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